you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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