Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Found the puke drawer
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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