conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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