i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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