another moral hangover. fuck.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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