Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (734): View more from Michigan

  Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (734): Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics. http://tfl.nu/seve
  Replies (1) Good night (888) Bad night (1270)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  My nipple is on Facebook.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): My nipple is on Facebook. http://tfl.nu/5rti
  Replies (5) Good night (1035) Bad night (1134)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am. http://tfl.nu/6top
  Replies (5) Good night (1597) Bad night (677)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me http://tfl.nu/nrzq
  Replies (10) Good night (1257) Bad night (578)
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again. http://tfl.nu/2g9l
  Replies (28) Good night (1212) Bad night (3965)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks. http://tfl.nu/ug5h
  Replies (16) Good night (1838) Bad night (3454)
• Favorite

  (510): View more from California

  And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (510): And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work" http://tfl.nu/x4nq
  Replies (40) Good night (853) Bad night (10676)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first. http://tfl.nu/nkj3
  Replies (6) Good night (4758) Bad night (999)
• Favorite

  (727): View more from Florida

  the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere

  (1-727): View more from Florida

  it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (727): the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere (1-727): it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man http://tfl.nu/dnxw
  Replies (6) Good night (3875) Bad night (840)
• Favorite

  (305): View more from Florida

  Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (305): Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns. http://tfl.nu/2g8z
  Replies (4) Good night (1493) Bad night (717)
• Favorite

  (718): View more from New York

  Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (718): Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me. http://tfl.nu/u7k0
  Replies (7) Good night (1588) Bad night (640)
• Favorite

  (530): View more from California

  No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (530): No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth http://tfl.nu/uojr
  Replies (8) Good night (1371) Bad night (513)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask http://tfl.nu/5xm3
  Replies (1) Good night (911) Bad night (497)
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function. http://tfl.nu/qham
  Replies (1) Good night (360) Bad night (776)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers. http://tfl.nu/o7tu
  Replies (3) Good night (446) Bad night (436)

Randomize