I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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