pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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