How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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