The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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