Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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