roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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