Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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