When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I wish you could order shots online.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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