so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
