You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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