you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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