i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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