I wannas sexs uuuuu
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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