I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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