You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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