By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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