69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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