READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm bleeding and have questions
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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