I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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