im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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