I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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