I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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