i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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