This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
