I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think i peed on brittanys purse
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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