Nicole vs. Life
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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