I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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