butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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