The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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