As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I need to stop coming to work sober
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.