That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .