I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
