you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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