So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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