Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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