i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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