Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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