1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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