Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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