In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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