Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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