You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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