Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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