that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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