Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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