are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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