You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
you traded sex for a burrito?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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