I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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