Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Randomize
