Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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