Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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